12:32 P.M.

Paree fears her glacier

bears are disinterested

in the New Testament.

So, she will translate

into Bear, the good

Word. She does

not know how

to conjugate

past tense verbs.

So, she will find

a linguist who does.

The few who do have

spent so many days

learning this they

themselves are dis-

interested in God. So,

desperate to save her

cubs’ little souls, Paree

will translate, in present

tense, verse by verse, the

Word, and the furry ones

will learn to think that

Jesus is in Jerusalem

now (!), and they

will escape and

be broken to

get to the

town before

the end of the

tale and find that

Jesus is long in

the ground.

They will

renounce

the faith,

killing

Paree.

And,

those who

can conjugate

   verbs will co-

   llectively rate

   her translation

   a two – out (?)

            of

         forty

         three.